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Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
by Kova1203 January 19, 2022
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cockography

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
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cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in
shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!
by fattyj December 14, 2002
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cockholery

Actions that are particularly stupid; those of a person described as a cockhole.
Cease this cockholery at once!
by J'raxis 270145 April 5, 2009
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cocknoggin

Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.
George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!
by Anita Wax July 20, 2010
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Cockhoop

Vaginal canal.

Also commonly used as a slang term for a slut.

Derived from a Shakespearean insult, cock-a-hoop by a high school student.
Dude, Sara is such a cockhoop.
by C.B. Stewart December 3, 2011
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Cockfogee

Cawk-foh-gi
Adj.

A person who loves the smell of cocks, sperm and balls.
"Man, last night while my Susie was sucking my cock she kept stopping to take a huge wiff of my balls, and taint"

"Damn! She must be a real fucking Cockfogee!"
by Dreadnut December 17, 2013
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