cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.

"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"

by n1n74 March 16, 2004

cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

by PMR February 24, 2003

cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.

1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!

by TNTgirll September 29, 2007

Cocksocker

Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.

Vag-sock has yet to be seen.

"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."

by Wrim July 19, 2009

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004