Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

Leet o'clock

A time of day that is worshipped especially by computer geeks, leet o'clock occurs every day at 13:37. Due to differences in the display of hours on digital clocks, this recurring event has traditionally enjoyed more popularity in English-speaking countries outside of North America.

George: Look, it's leet o'clock!
Rob: w00t!

by jpetso March 13, 2010

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

poop o’clock

poop o’clock- the time of poop

it’s poop o’clock!

by poopoclock420 August 20, 2019

Rape Clock

Rape Clock is a meme from 4chan's /b/.

It's a picture of Silent Hill 2's Pyramid Head drawn next to a large clock that says "rape" at every time slot with the hands almost together at one of the "rape"s.

Pyramid Head has one hand up in surprise exclaiming, "Good Heavens, just look at the time!"

"The Rape Clock says I'm late for a 'meeting' in the park. And by meeting, I mean rape."

by Atomic Envy May 10, 2009