croquetaso

When you provide your significant other with an exceptional coital experience

Ñooooo le di tremendo croquetaso a mi jevita

by Don Cameron March 1, 2025

Croquette-ing

When two guys are fucking and their balls slap together.

I was croquette-ing this dude in the bar parking lot, and bruised my gooch.

by JAM320 October 18, 2025

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

semi-croquette

A boner that is not hard nor soft

That's a semi-croquette if I've ever seen one!

by VeryNiceDooggy March 16, 2018

Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

Paul Choquette

The fattest man alive

He eats a lot

Oh so he’s a Paul Choquette

by fortnitefan224 April 18, 2022

la croqueta

A football/soccer skill where you switch the ball to your other foot then sprint past the person.

Why is he sooo good at la croqueta???

by deezsmokedcowballs October 8, 2022