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clitotions

The clitoris's emotions.
by anonymous March 26, 2021
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clittin bitches

The act of wooing a bitch and subsequently tickling her clit.
Q "What are you doin tonight?"

A "Ima be clittin bitches tonight."
by clittinbithces24/7 May 1, 2010
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chipotional

Heading straight to Chipotle after an emotional experience such as a break up, job loss, or death in the family and binge eating a burrito bowl with extra proportionals of all ingredients and ordering chips & guac on the side.

Usually accompanied by a Chipotle Margarita and tears.
Jame's wife left him so he's eaten at Chipotle three days in a row now sitting in the same corner seat asking strangers to console him. He's becoming too chipotional.
by TearsofTobasco May 4, 2016
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Clitting

Relative to the term "Are you kidding me?", but with a gay terminology.
Are you clitting me John right now?! You didn't wax your ass.
by asdfghjikol;'\ March 20, 2017
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Citationized

by The Ethanator November 26, 2019
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citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.
News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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Clitorisn't

(n) "klit-or-IZ-unt"- 1. A penis on an otherwise feminine body. 2. Any primary sex organ (not including the clitoris). 3. A penis.
My boyfriend has a 10 inch long clitorisn't.
by Ul Fa Th November 11, 2020
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