clinton

a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president

Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

clinton

To projectile launch one's semen into the face or oral area of another, usually positioned on their knees.

"If you beat me in ping-pong one more time I'm gonna clinton you in the face!"
-or-
"Damn, I just got clintoned again"

by Hillary C September 23, 2008

Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.

You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

clinton

A man's penis that has a predominant rainbow like bend to the left. It should be noted that a "clinton" has a propensity to force it's self on women without their consent, (see rape). The "clinton" is also reported to have little or no contact with the "billary" (see bitch).

The only example of the "clinton" known to exist has been altered to prevent rape victims from identifying the owner of the "clinton".

by Chuck You Farley October 15, 2006

clinton

He is a lying, immmoral president. He is praised by liberals for a great economy, although he did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to make it that way. The economy was in a boom and it is inncurrate to assocaite clinton with the boom, becuase he didn't do anyhthing to create the boom. He is also a treasonous president becuase he sold secrets to China. Most presidents fade away after their presidency, but Clinto refuses to do that decently and instead vadailized the white house offices, before he left office.

Clinton was great at worming his way out of his problems without actually solving them.

by Protest Warrior October 1, 2003

CLinton

see lame... and... there you go

Clinton isn't even worth a pinch of dog shit... I should blow him apart with my magnum (you've gotta follow that link, I put a really good definition up for magnum)

by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

clinton

bill clinton, a joke of president that rests his laurels on "eight years of peace and prosperity." = asshole and asshole = asshole

"Peace" does not equal having al Q'aida attack the US on multiple occasions (US embassy, US embassy, WTC 1st time, USS Cole). "Prosperity" does not equal the ridiculous illusion of a wild stock market ride based on a baseless dot.com economy. An economy that shriveled up to nothing - billions lost - without a whimper of acknowledgement from Billary. Losses so staggering, it makes economists wonder why Enron was such a big deal. The "prosperity" that the "Clintons" brag about so much, turned into nothing more than vapor. The Winners in the so-called "peace and prosperity" Clinton economy? Warren Buffet and other level-headed contrarians. Democrats. Rich People. Ask yourself what your 401K looked like after the Clinton economy. Hint: less than 60% of what it was before he took office. Fact.

Clinton is a shithead.

by schmoe January 2, 2008