Climbing On Water

When you're very low in mood but in 1 second you're high in mood.

Yesterday i was climbing on water it was very hard.

by Gabben June 2, 2017

Climbing the camel

When you mount a girl with chest hair

Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

by Herbyderp April 4, 2017

Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

climbing the ladder

"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.

Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Mountain Climbing

When a person sticks their foot into the rectum of a different gender and wears that person as a boot.

I did a good Mountain Climbing on Stephen last night.

Becky begged me to Mountain Climb her so I had to.

by Jackk Mihoff August 30, 2011