cleveland brown

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.

Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.

by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003

Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.

Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!

by Niflheim October 7, 2010

Cleveland eye

Similar to a E.P.D.D. where one's eyes point in two different directions. Aka, one eye is looking at you and the other is looking toward Cleveland.

Dude, I know she was a hotty but I couldn't keep talking to her cause she had a Cleveland eye. I didn't know which one to look at.

by Jlmontana October 26, 2011

Cleveland Piledriver

A Cleveland Piledriver is the combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a regular piledriver. To put it simply, you take a shit on the ground, and then piledrive your bitch promptly into your pile of dooder.

Also synonymous with the "poop smash"

Examples :

"I made Jill tap out with a massive a Cleveland Piledriver last night."

"I knocked Jill out cold last night with my Cleveland Piledriver, it was creamy."

"I Cleveland Piledrived. Nice."

by nice. June 27, 2014

Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.

Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.

by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013

Clevland Snowdog

The act of taking cocaine up the ass exactly 40 grams. Then proceeding to shit in a girls chest creating a snowdog.

I dropped a Clevland snowdog on my sister for revenge

by Quaking Gape April 20, 2018

Cleveland deep throat

The act of sitting on your partners face
placing asshole to mouth and excreting a
large extra long turd that slides down your partners throat.

Freddie was having a sweet tooth for chocolate, and ask Harold for a

delicious mouth watering peanut and corn flavored Cleveland deep throat.

by streetwhiz May 11, 2009