cleated

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

Holy cleansing

Hitler's manifest destiny. The purest and most righteous path of the ultimate lord and savior on his quest to vanquish the world from demonic forces (Jews) and was only opposed by Christ hating satanists.

Adolf in the most sacrificial act decide to spend his time, resources, and mercy on eliminating the Jews during the holy cleansing era.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

by shelik May 27, 2008

The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.

Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!

by websheep March 13, 2009

Soapy Cleanser

While having sex, pull out and cum on the womens stomach, then she thoroughly rubs the cum all over her body.

Dude, i gave my girlfriend a soapy cleanser last night, she loved it.

by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016