i'd clap

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"

Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY

by Granculero July 15, 2017

Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.

by Chubbsy December 10, 2013

thanksgiving clap back

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers

Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016

clap worthy

A girl that is good enough to have sex with.

Mannnnn, that girl is super clap worthy

by The____ging May 27, 2018

rachet casper

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.

Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.

by durtysanch December 31, 2014

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

Ghetto clap

When a person, typically a person from the ghetto, claps in congruence with each word they say.

Have you met Baylea?

Yeah, man. She's got that nasty-ass ghetto clap thing goin' on. Annoying as shit.

by nekura_holic July 6, 2016