Clark Kent

A good hearted alien from the planet krypton. He was raised by good hearted parents. He is a superhero named Superman

There goes clark kent changing in a phone booth.

by Aijohn33secenty January 18, 2010

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Travis Clark

Travis Randall Clark is the lead singer for we the kings. He is around 6 foot 2" and has amazing beastly hair. He has a blog called Who Is Travis Clark, The main picture being Save the redheads, which i pretty much agree with. His voice is like an angel and sings meaningful songs. Travis Clark is basically the sex, End of.

Today i went to see we the kings, i met Travis Clark after, He is the pure sex.

by Elllaaaaah96 November 21, 2010

The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

clark kent

Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.

It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.

by Auspex June 22, 2006

clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

what's your clark kent job?

by gabe tolliver November 23, 2003