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Clamped raw

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
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Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.
Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.
by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008
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Champ Clamp

When you get a clamp and make it clamp down on your dick. It is one of the best sexual pleasure any human can experience. You will instantly climax if done correctly.
"last night I champ clamped and it was fucking epic"
by Bailey Brown lover March 25, 2019
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Señor Clamp

a suave son of a bitch who loves to hang out in womens' pants.
Señor: aaaaaaaa Señorita have you ever been clamped before......

Woman: *squelch* oooooooo Señor Clamp
by GCJL January 13, 2009
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sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.
by Johnny Buff September 2, 2007
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clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided
by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016
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Butt Clamps

A wonderous device to help you survive in prison against horny inmates.
Tony used his Butt Clamps right before he got in the shower and saved himself from the painful agony of the other inmates.
by Dr. Shavargo December 9, 2008
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