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clamstamp

the feminine verson of tea-bagging. For a female to press her virgina upon a person or object in the same manner a male would drop his genitials on what he was tea-bagging.
In retalitation of Dr.Phill tea-bagging Opra during the people's choice awards, Ms. Winfrey slipped Dr Phil a Ruffitini and proceeded to Clamstamp him while at a book signing.
by rivertecheletricwater October 28, 2006
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Claiming palin

The act of claiming victimhood after contributing to a problem and being called out for your participation.
He disrupted the class and wasted our time and now is claiming palin and expecting sympathy and support from us.
by RustyCannon January 13, 2011
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Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.
The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.
by Peace Walker August 25, 2009
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dick claim

When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and “claiming” him.
“keke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.
by Papi chino August 14, 2018
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clamshake

a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,
Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.
by josies pussycat May 12, 2009
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clamsplain

The female version of mansplaining. A woman explaining something condescendingly to a man that they already know.
M: once you mentioned it, I got it haha
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to
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claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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