circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

[Cajun Circus Elephant]

A sexual act involving three willing participants in three distinct steps: Step One - Cajun spices are sprinkled on the surface where intercourse will take place

Step Two - the male partner must ejaculate on a female participant who then proceeds to roll around in the spices mastering the shake n' bake technique

Step Three - All participants mount each other much like elephants in a circus, upon the climax they wave their arms in an elephant like style.

Rachel: "I'm feeling some Cajun Circus Elephant tonight whaddaya say we call up Julia?"
Ted:"Only if I get to be ringleader this time!"

by PeanutDan January 26, 2011

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

circus tits

Excessively large, generally fake, breasts. Common in porn.

Jesse Jane's circus tits just don't do it for me.

by leifm November 13, 2007

Circusitis

A sickness that causes you to transform into a clown. Affects children of all ages.

Hermes: I think I'm coming down with Circusitis.
Leela: I thought Circusitis only affected children.
Hermes: Children of all ages.

by OctopusSandwich July 12, 2010

Pig Circus

Originally a slur against police and used by Bob Dylan in his song Hurricane, the term has come to mean a farce or phony court trial, where generalizations are made about facts that don't exist in order to meet a predetermined outcome desired by the judge, judiciary, government, or Bar Association.

When I tried to protect the children from being molested, I found out Iowa courts are just a pig circus to make money for lawyers and to keep the feminazis happy.

by tarelasi February 1, 2005

Flying Circus

A sex act in which a woman is reverse cowgirl on top of a man, and then they attempt to jump/throw her to another man standing by a wall. Unbeknownst to her, the second man plans to sidestep and let her hit the wall and fall down, hopefully leaving her writhing in agony. Then both men ejaculate on her.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, so we gave the bitch the flying circus.

by A terrible person July 8, 2006