Cioban

Descendant of Spanish aristocrats from centuries past, the human Cioban is synonymous with fraud, everything and anything pseudo, and fiction. The ultimate poseur and plebeian, the Cioban will move from subject to subject, professing its own superiority through a concocted personality marked by an insufferable concentration on fine art, literature and music. This is, of course, a desperate ploy for attention, and the Cioban should neither be trusted nor acknowledged in his or her deeds. If one should encounter the Cioban in person, there are several methods to combat such a foe that will, at first, appear formidable. Do not be taken in by this guise, as the Cioban is, in reality, quite easy to defeat:

-Yell, with gusto, "IIII LOOOOVE YOUUUU JEEESSUUUUS CAH-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT"
-Say bluntly, "My taste is superior to yours in every way possible; deal with it." before donning a pair of black sunglasses and exiting the scene before the Cioban can retort
-Craft several made-up band names, such as "Ironing Board Escapades" or "Cat Fur Lines Our Hearts In Helvetica" or "Hipsterdom is a Way of Life", confessing your love of these bands to the Cioban. After he has said he has heard of them, which he will, reveal that the band you mentioned does not exist, walking away afterward.

There are many other methods, but these are the most common and the most effective for dealing with domesticated or wild Ciobans.

Christ, did you hear that Cioban just now? Phonies, phonies everywhere.
Look at THAT fucking Cioban.

by Geoff Magnum November 12, 2010

Cioccolata

Antagonist featured in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind. He was a sadistic surgeon who liked to psychologically torture old people, driving them to suicide.

Cioccolata: Did you get the footage, Secco?

by Jojofag_ October 13, 2019

ciorstaidh

someone who acts like a dinosaur.

wow is that a dinosaur? no thats someone being a "ciorstaidh"

by shugabug May 5, 2011

Ciospa

Italian slang for a fag, more usually referring to a self-rolled one.

(Andiamo per una) Ciospa?

by RollnPuff September 12, 2016

cioffi

Cock blocker / fuck stick

That kid is a suck a fucking cioffi !

Hey dont be like a cioffi u cock blocker

by Burbes July 29, 2006

ciou

Italian or French slang for "goodbye" that has been adopted by Americans.

It was great talking to you, I'll catch up with you later. Ciou!

by Giddyup! January 21, 2007

Cionversater

Cionversating, cionversations, cionversater(s): Meaning: A douche or retarded like person, action, comment, etc. Was inspired by Jordan J. because he fails at spelling.

"Scott you're a douche for just saying LOL noooo better yet you're a cionversater!"

by Jordans Mommy April 1, 2010