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christina aguilera 

a goddess who is the true pop princess and is extremely beautiful and sexy unlike the ugly bimbo britney spears who wants christina to fuck her but christina is too classy for a hoe like her, i wish christina and jessica simpson would be a couple and make britney their maid.
britney: i love u christina please fuck me or at leat finger me...
christina: no i dont want u u ugly bitch.
christina gives her a wedgie and pills her hair and makes her kiss her beautiful ass and then slams her into the ground, then jessica simpson shouves her boot up her ass.
britney: oh christina, im sorry, im ur slave.
christina aguilera by SAS February 2, 2005
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christina aguilera 

noun. street slang by NYC underground drug dealers and buyers which means crystal meth.
yo you got the christina, ya nigga i got yo shit right here.

christina aguilera 

A brave strong beautiful very talented lady who has helped many people all over the world overcome horrific challenges,

and to other people, allowed 2 listen 2 her amazing music.
She is an inspiration. She writes songs about her past and "stripped" everything down so people found out who the real christina aguilera is.

She wrote about growing up being a victom of domesticated violence, abused by her father. She wrote about how her father made her a fighter and that much stronger. She wrote about anything you can think of basically.

She is the most amazing vocalist in the world.
That girl is just like Christina Aguilera, she didnt give into pressure, and she learned from what has happened to her.

Christina Aguilera 

The best vocalist in history. Comes complete with great lyrics, pretty face, and even a really pretty name! Makes Britney Spears look talentless and psychotic ... cuz, well she is!
(sorry, britney lovers, its just the truth.)
"Wow, have you heard Britney Spears sing? She's the best!"

"Obviously, you haven't heard Christina Aguilera sing. You poor thing."

christina aguilera 

it seems like is written in her forehead
"I WANT TO FUCK TILL YOU BLOW YOUR
BRAINS OUT"

but hell yeah, she sings a lot.
christina aguilera by fakehappykid December 10, 2004

Christina Aguilera 

great singer
shame she feels she has to sell her body to get people to buy records but I suppose it gives people something to look at

christina aguilera 

A hot half Hispanic, half Caucasian blonde pop star whom can actually sing! though she has questionable taste, she did date a attractive Rican guy but is currently with an ugly bland white boy.
Did you see "dirrty"?

Yeah, the men in that video are HOT.
christina aguilera by klum April 9, 2005