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neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
by mummazumbe August 15, 2015
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Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.
Man, that guy is a chode choker!
by Austin March 19, 2005
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Choker Face

Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.
Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.
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