Contour

A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.

Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.

by Bradley Woo May 6, 2008

chonco

A loveable fucktard. Someone who screws things up royally, but most people still like them.

Nate: Did you see Larry last night? He passed out and we drew all over his face in marker.
Tom: Yeah, he's such a chonco.

by Brad Williams August 17, 2007

contoocook

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.

masshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook
masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'

by JQ of c-ville July 6, 2009

chondon

Chondon - It is both a noun and an adjective. Chondon usually refers to a person who has one small arm, imbalanced balls and a small penis. Chondons' are good at online relationships and are often hesitant when it comes to spending money

Get off the internet and get a life, Chondon.

Stop being a Chondon and start lifting with your left arm too!

by ghost0000 September 18, 2013

Chondom

A Condom of the chin - generally used to protect one's chin from 'Chin Rape'.

A small beard present only on the chin is known as a "Natural Chondon".

Dan: "CHIN RAPE!" *hits Joe on the chin, in standard chin rape form*

Joe: You can't chin rape me, I have a chondom

by DJ Quigglez October 20, 2009

Chont

Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)

(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

chongo

A chongo is a male version of a chonga, one that typically moves from chonga to chonga quickly, applying the "rip and dip" technique, setting all feelings aside in search for the next horny chonga. They typically "rock" the ghetto uniform, a white tee, a large pair of jeans, and Nike Air Force One's, though they make the expection by wearing ridiculously oversized polos when out at the mall, in order to look good for other chongas.

"Chris did janelle and yasellis in the same day, what a chongo"

by Chris Menendez December 28, 2005