by anti-crimer April 25, 2009
Get the Crimer mug.noun: A chimura (English pronunciation /tʃɪməˈrə/) is a creature that inhabits naturally formed or artificially built caves, tunnels and chambers, located under metropolitan subways, undergrounds, tunnels etc. The biological origin of the specie is unknown, however there are rumors that it is the result of a genetic mutation caused by a chemical reaction from a mixture of extremely radioactive toxic waste and human excrement.
The chimura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creature was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.
adj: izchimuren /iztʃɪməˈren/
To be/get izchimuren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.
The chimura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creature was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.
adj: izchimuren /iztʃɪməˈren/
To be/get izchimuren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.
OMG! What is this thing coming out of the trench?"
"Don't worry, it's just a chimura!"
"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"
"You got izchimuren, dude!."
"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"
"Yeah dude, you will be izchimuren! The company is fake."
"Don't worry, it's just a chimura!"
"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"
"You got izchimuren, dude!."
"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"
"Yeah dude, you will be izchimuren! The company is fake."
by roBHoTo January 24, 2014
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A cool guy who doesn't take shit from no one it's kinda hard to tell this person what to do. Deep down they're generous and loving. They are lazy and do their work when they feel like it. Being trustworthy is their forte.
You're such a chimela
by swipes4 June 14, 2016
Get the chimela mug.Dutch slang referring to an attractive girl, somewhat similar to sma. Most likely also (like sma) originates from Dutch Caribbean colonies like Aruba , Curaçao or (former colony) Suriname.
by Deel II July 7, 2011
Get the chimeid mug.the hippy broke his neck when one of his longest poo chimes got caught in the rear wheel of his bicycle, it was gross.
by privatemike August 26, 2009
Get the poo chimes mug.Chimera's are three-headed monstrosities combining the best and worst elements of lions, dragons, and goats. all three heads preform powerful attacks (the lion and dragon bite while the goat head butts), and the chimera can strike with its claws as well. the dragon head can breathe a column of flame.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
Get the chimera mug.The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.
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