childerhose

Most likely to be the best person on earth overall because of the strength and looks. most likely to grow up and be a millionaire. if god had a son that could fly he would be called a childerhose

he is childerhose

by childerhose is cool November 11, 2014

Knob Chedder

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!

billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"

by The one and only Bob Cheese December 21, 2008

Mature like chedder cheese

A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!

"Hi bob"

"Hi jim"

"your mature like chedder cheese"

"thanks "

by bobmcbobbill May 20, 2009

chadderton

small sub-county in the north of england, often paraded by chavs or the emergency services, place where people are afraid to say "no" if you ask for something. mostly run-down and owned by the council. short distance from werneth, another sub-county over crowded with pakistani's and corner shops.

guy1: hey, shall we go chadderton after?
guy2: what, and recieve the chavs noble chaddy head butt ? no way!

by 5rowlew April 2, 2009

Chudder

A higher pitched and/or softer tone of voice used by a person in an attempt to appear cuter than they really are. Mainly used by overweight or unattractive girls.

Did you see that fake ass girl at the party? She should start wearing clothes that can actually fit her fat ass. I bet that wasn't even her real voice, that bitch hella chudders.

by Robot-Z December 9, 2008

arby's roast beef chedder melt

when the female genitallia resembles an arby's roast beef chedder melt, from too much fornicating.

"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."

by zak2 July 15, 2006

childern

what you get when when a guy's on top and a girls on bottom: Crass
-----= inoccence
Evil
understand??? LOL!

Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money

And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil

So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil

Prof that guys are Crass:

All guy think about is sex, therefor
guys=Nifomaniacs

Guys look at girls like there an objet:
Guys= Peverts + Nifomaniac

Guys are not as smart as girls:
Guys= (Peverts + Nifomaniac)/-smart

and (Peverts+Nifomaniac)/-smart= crassness

And if you tack all the evil out of crass AKA dividing guy by girl

Guy Crass
Guy over girl>> ----or---- = innocents
Girl Evil
take all the evil out of crass ^^^^^^

And the only thing truly inocent is a new born! so guys on top will make a kid. understand???

by Kaytlin S. November 26, 2003