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Chain Post

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.
I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.
by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012
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Youtube Chain

When you go through videos on Youtube by clicking only on the related videos section of the video without going to the homepage or searching.
"Man I must have watched 50 videos on a huge youtube chain last night"
by Youtubemasterhomie December 30, 2008
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3 dollar chain

It’s a chain that supposedly cost $3 as stated from the boy of BTS by the name Suga (by the way a very sexy manz not gonna lie) ...... How much you wanna bet that chain probably left his neck green like no lie.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
3 dollar chain

- ya you like this, you like this - Suga
- ya it’s pretty cool - person
- $3 dOlLaRs - Suga

(He actually tried selling or sum?)
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Chainzaw

1. a borderline crazy or insane individual who participates in adrenaline-inducing activities.

2. a headstrong stubborn individual who rarely backs down from any sort of confrontation depending on moods and situations
There's no use arguing with him, he's a chainzaw.
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Chainish Thong

An undergarment of buttfloss underwear that also has one or more chains for erotic effect. These nasty little things are hard to come across, but usually the most random of people have one.
The other night I snuck into Jessica's house and found a chainish thong in her closet!
by Kid who sits in back of bus December 20, 2008
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Unicorn chain

When a group of girls have dildos strapped to their heads and are having sex on their hands and knees in a circle.
"Half woman, half unicorn, a unicorn chain is a beautiful sight."
by Jod Sage August 25, 2009
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fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.
mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."
by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011
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