chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

Bang Chains

Disc golfing

Brah you wanna go frolf and bang chains bro?

by markoats March 12, 2021

Axel Chains

HOTTEST BITCH ON EARTH. Apart of the fictional band Your Favorite Martian aka YFM.

Oh, Axel Chains is so hot..

by crepe (real) August 16, 2022

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006