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Cancel Brag

When you are trying to show off by namedropping what ambitious plans of yours were cancelled due to emergency precautions. Under the fake outrage you are trying to build an aura of your amazing life full of ambitious and VIP plans, Because of its speculative nature, it is a very safe way to brag. You need no proof of attendance to events that won't happen.

See humble brag, namedrop.
"My summer festivals tour is over. It's so horrible I can't go to Burning Man this year because of fucking COVID-19."
"Steve, last time I asked you what your plans were, you replied 'Time is an illusion'. This is just a cancel brag."

"I hate the Corona! My albino-only tantric retreat on a remote Swedish island set up by ABBA in the 70's got cancelled."
"Stop cancelbragging, Brian."
by Kocour Katastrofous April 19, 2020
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Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021
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Cancel Mob

Social media users who latch on to accusations of bad behavior and attempt to get the accused fired or stripped of their status through pressure on advertisers and companies.
"Watch out Dave Chappelle, the cancel mob is coming for you!"
"What happened to Louis CK?" "The cancel mob got him."
by OkiShisa November 30, 2021
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Probably cancer

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.
Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.
by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008
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stage 12 cancer

stage 12 cancer reminds me of jake paul
by melhascowaids July 21, 2018
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Capricorn and Cancer

Cancer and capricorn are most likely to have alot of things in common, otherwhise they would love eachother, if not..atleast they would be bestfriends. They could meet in the same school. They would be most likely to fall in love.
Hey, They would be a great couple or bestfriends!
Yeah, one is Capricorn and another one is cancer. I ship the zodiac signs “Capricorn and Cancer”
by tqtae October 29, 2020
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social cancer

A cancer of the mind becomes indifferent to felons being bussed in to vote for more socialism

A cancer of society that sits on its hands when children are slaughtered moments after conception -- an atrocity that makes abortion seem insignificant
Socialism causes social cancer. Evil campaigns for socialism.
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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