Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

by Agent 99 October 23, 2014

herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.

Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.

by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

cattle field

Cattle field is when someone speaks openly ignorant or fantasy storytelling in efforts too gain impression of a person or people by gloating unhealthy or unhelpful information or events

“I’m not going too take you through a Cattle Field , this job really pay’s off”

by Yunq Deezi August 16, 2022

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 2, 2009