cattleguard

refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.

Michael made Carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.

by Emphasis June 30, 2008

cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.

"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"

by ~JV November 27, 2009

cattention

When a cat wants attention

My kitten is laying on my keyboard while I am trying to type... I think she wants some cattention

When Roni wants cattention she headbutts people and meows a little.

You should always be cattentive to your cats needs.

by Weronika loves Franka October 15, 2012

Casteeling

An event during a terrible sickness, where one is in the bathtub butt-naked, vomiting, and shitting at the same time.

I went to my buddies house the other day and saw him Casteeling in the bathroom.

by Bigfart420 September 27, 2019

cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.

This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.

by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020

cattle feeder

A large metal round pool which is meant to feed livestock but city kids will swim in it. Durning the winter time they will chop up the frozen water and throw chunks of dirty ice at each other

I saw Robby throw a chunk of ice from the "cattle feeder" at Phils face. It was funniest thing ever

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 17, 2022

Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023