carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet
Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
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Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.
by magicmike11 February 21, 2014
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arse carpet

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.
by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006
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licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.
Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
by Allan Scott April 28, 2007
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Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.
That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11
by redtcslak69 July 22, 2010
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Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.
Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.
by Drunkwraith May 09, 2006
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The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
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