Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
by magicmike11 February 21, 2014
by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006
Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
by Allan Scott April 28, 2007
A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.
by redtcslak69 July 22, 2010
Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.
by Drunkwraith May 09, 2006
A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009