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Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet
Carlson Big booty ass always quiet
by The woop descoop September 16, 2021
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Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant
Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today
by The woop descoop September 16, 2021
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devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???
who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao
by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022
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Hot Carlson

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.
by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023
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Carlson

Telling the public you believe something that you actually don't.
by Enso March 10, 2023
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Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020
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Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023
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