Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”
by I arent click that May 11, 2020
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A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
by Bhask December 07, 2010
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nick cargo

A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly
Man this guy is such a nick cargo
by Randahinda April 29, 2015
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cargo plane

When you really need to go to the bathroom but cant as ur in the middle of a game or activity and you cant go.
"I have a cargo plane cover me please" or " I have a cargo plane I need to go after this"
by xxwinzzxx February 04, 2016
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Cargo food

This comes from the term cargo cult. Cargo food is the result of somebody making a bad food dish by emulating the look and not the taste.
He made cargo food when he tried to make orange chicken by dying mayonnaise orange and putting it on chicken nuggets
by Wake me up outside January 16, 2024
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Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent
How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off
by Bulldinkle September 06, 2022
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Cargo

Cargo vroom.
Car: *Broom*
Person: whoa!! cargo vroom!
by The Big Cheese. December 05, 2023
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