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social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.
“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2018
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Carb pressure

When a friend is trying to make you eat carbs but you trying not to.
You tell your friend that you dont want to eat food late at night and when you show up, they are like you want some bread or I just made dinner, have some. Come on I told you I do not want to eat- dont carb pressure me!
by Njgirlcheryl July 23, 2022
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carb fest

a day of consuming too many carbs
“this day is turning out to be a carb fest
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Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better
Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."
by Katy808 December 11, 2012
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carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.
Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)
by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
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carb

When somone is being physical annoying/irritating.
"Noah hits Tobias without a reason." Then Noah is being carb.
by xmag November 2, 2020
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