Clanket

When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket

Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.

by Madewine February 19, 2011

Detroit Casket

An old death-trap of a car.

Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

Casket Robber

When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.

A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.

Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..

by MagicManMike December 31, 2009

politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

Casket

A safe haven from where one escapes all harm and may even get a booty call

Duude, my wife was bitchen, so I like took a long trip to the Casket.

by Jiiimme April 22, 2008

Casket

another word for jerking off/beating your meat/playing with yourself.

dude: do you casket
dude2: whats that
dude: beating your meat
dude2: oh nah thats gross

by stupid2019 April 1, 2019