molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

by canadianfreak July 25, 2006

Canadian Parking Meter

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"

I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.

by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011

Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

by Phil Giroux December 3, 2003

Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

by jayBredd November 14, 2011

Canadian Forest

A special kind of gay bar where a gay bear goes to meet fellow gay bears or even cubs and otters.

Charlie ain't ever not in that Canadian Forest. He always down with them cubs

by Muriel F July 6, 2010

Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

by db420eh July 31, 2010

canadian tickler

It pertains to heavy Canadian women. When a female is on all fours and you eat their box from behind and tickle their sagging belly between their thighs.

I got that chick down to eat her box and her belly sagged, so I gave her the Canadian Tickler and she couldn't stop giggling.

by mdube February 13, 2014