Chlorine Scents

The smell of a freshly bleached anus.

Franklin rammed his nose up Jeff's butthole, savoring the fresh chlorine scents.

"I'm so glad yo' ass aint so stanky and brown no mo'. An' da chlorine scents is drivin me crazy," Tyrone remarked to Billy.

by rutherfo March 2, 2009

zero calorie dinner

When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.

Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.

I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.

by crowman943 September 13, 2011

Chlorine Eyes

When someone's eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Swimming Pool Eyes

That guy has chlorine eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011

Chlorinesium

A chemical compound consisting of chlorine and magnesium.

I've signed the Chlorinesium out of the Chemistry Store.

by Proof! February 24, 2011

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Chlorine Condom

The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.

This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.

by Phasmid9 August 4, 2016

chlorine dick

When ur swimming and ur dick gets small, limp, and stiff asf.

Maneee I was talkin to ole girl, but my dick wouldn't get hard cuz I had chlorine dick!!!

by Ydudjhxg June 4, 2017