After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.
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Dude - I really need to do some calculus tonight
Chick - So have you done your calculus yet?
Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?
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Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?
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by Gary Halsden October 27, 2009
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Different from "non-existant" because coliguous is 'technically' non-existant as apposed to non-existant in its regular form.
by Chrislah March 17, 2008
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by matt.stud April 6, 2006
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Get the Caligula mug.1. one of the most egotistical, violent, depraved, arrogant, narcistic SMFs in history. During his short reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, he promoted a personality cult with vainglorious building projects promoting himself. He declared himself to be a god. He committed incest with his sisters and married a whore just to have an heir. He was an absolute SMF, raped a married couple at a party, had people tortured and raped while he dined, sent part of an audience in a coliseum into a pit of beasts because he was bored, waged a phony invasion of Britain, and subverted the Roman Senate by turning the chambers into a brothel. He made one of his horses a council and slept with it too. His name is infamous because of all this and more and he was brutally assassinated by the Praetorian Guard.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.
3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.
3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
1. Donald Trump, like Caligula usurped power and abused it to the max. He fits ALL the character traits of that disgusting infamous Roman emperor.
2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.
3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.
3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
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