nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Calebs Dick

Very large; Similar to a black mans dick

WOAH!! That dude has calebs dick!!

by ElephantsHave4Knees November 7, 2011

Caleb

Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you need. A guy who you come to depend on and trust.He accepts all people for who they are and has a secret compassion for them. Has a heart of gold and hesistates to show it. Caleb has the funniest sense of humour & always speaks his mind even when it may be inappropriate. He treats his girl well & would do anything to make her happy even if it means changing hiself. His girl can only think 'Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?'. he's almost too good to be true. he's easy to love &
makes a girl feel beautiful, special,powerful,worthy and a better person. he's the kinda guy any person would be lucky to have in their life. so if you meet this guy caleb.. stick with him, cause he'll make life even more sweeter.

caleb is dutch for: the best boyfriend imaginable <3

I love him with all i have

by your hot girlfriend February 4, 2010

caledon

a town about 45 minutes northwest of T.O.

yo where do u live?
caledon man!

by boy11 February 14, 2009

CALEB

Kind sweet funny gentle caring cute nice generous

I acted like a Caleb to him but nothin

by lovercat January 3, 2016

Caleb

Calebs are usually good at most things. They are very athletic and smart. Caleb can be very stubborn at times but he is mostly sweet. He also has a great sense of humor. Everyone likes Caleb but there’s one girl that he’s attracted to. He usually has blonde or a light brown hair with blue, green, or gray eyes

“Look at that smart and athletic man he must be named Caleb”❤️❤️

by Hey.hoe.how.ya.doin’ June 11, 2018

Caleb

Caleb’s are very confident guys. They are very ambitious and smart even though they think they are dumb. Caleb’s can get any lady they want, they are very handsome and kind. Caleb’s love to flirt, even though they have that one girl that means the world to them. There are lots of layers to Caleb’s, you have to get to know them all the way for them to open up to you. Being shy at first is typical for them however they are insane when around friends. Overall caleb’s are handsome, sweet, and kind :)

Wow Caleb makes me feel like a princess!!

by some irrelevant lil’ lady March 23, 2019