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Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"
by Ron Damint March 21, 2013
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Babe Cake

The female equivalent of a Stud Muffin.

A girl who is looking like a particularly hot and steamy babe.
1. (guy talking about a girl) "Did you see that chick that just walked past? She was a total babe cake."

2. (girl saying about self) "Ding! Turn the oven off. This babe cake is done!"
by Scarlett KM November 15, 2010
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ghost cake

A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).
"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."
by Haru/VoidKatana October 26, 2017
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Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.
Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)
by JDizMit December 9, 2008
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Let them eat cake

It's to show either that you don't care if people are in the shit, or how they get out of it.

It can also be used to show that you don’t understand much about people’s shitty situation.

Both meanings can be used together, to mean that you don’t understand much about their shitty situation, you don’t care to understand it, and you don’t care how they get out of it either.

Where this came from:

A French writer called Rousseau wrote that a great princess once said, more or less, that if you have no bread, there's always cake instead.

When she says "cake", don't think birthday cake. Think pastries and cakes that come in squares that you can slice, which a basically just sweet bread.

Think of a posh French princess in a carriage that's going through peasant land in order to get to the castle. They have to stop for a minute, so the peasants start to approach, carrying bread baskets. The princess asks what they want. She's told they need bread, because they don't have any. And this is where she says the line. But you can interpret it in several ways:

1. She's never seen poor people before, and she's ditzy:

"Well, what I would do is just have cake instead, so why don't they just do that?"

2. She's never seen poor people before, and she doesn't care (whilst applying makeup):

"Oh well. Can't they just have cake instead?"

3. She knows they are poor, and she's being a complete bitch, almost making a joke (staring out the window):

"Oh well, there's always cake."
The insurance companies will suffer? Good. Let them eat cake.

Profits are down? Well, err... Let them eat cake?
by ExpertContributor May 4, 2018
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in the cake

A euphemism that signifies a sexual relationship with a woman; euphemistic for "a close acquaintance with a woman's vagina"
From The Wire:
Bunk: Maybe he's just her friend.
McNulty: Nah, he's in the cake.
by Stampworth Cambridge May 30, 2008
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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
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