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caf kids

A group of kids what always hang out at the school cafeteria. they usually hang out there before school, during lunch, and free time.
did you see those caf kids that were not in the cafeteria today during lunch..??
by ereickdfjdk May 10, 2009
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half caf

a nick name for someone,when rating them...they are a 5 out of 10
dude: "omg dude that chick jackie is such a half caf!"

other dude: "ya i know right, she doesnt even know what it means thats why its so funny"
by bro dude man February 14, 2012
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Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!
Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'
by its426 October 22, 2003
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Computer Aided Fap (CAF)

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.
Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015
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caf hog

When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.
person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007
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CAF

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"
by Mellymel24 July 16, 2017
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Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots
Went out last night and got completely Caffed.
by Spuddly July 25, 2021
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