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Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin August 1, 2008
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Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.
Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.
by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020
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cactoos

Oo, so we talking about a cactus?
That is a cactoos you dumb piece of human garbage
by Chad_maisvikkel June 8, 2018
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cacious

Cacious means elegance
Nown male given name, it is delivered from cascious mean fun full of jokes and intelligent .of an outstanding reputation and a sober conscience.see Spanish "elegante"aka grace,beauty in movement...also associated to trustee and patient.
...I wish to fall in love with a cacious hearted...... He's loving and tenderhearted...
He posses a cacious (elegant) heart I like him
You are full of grace (elegant)......your heart is cacious....(full of grace)
by Cacious Ilunga17 February 14, 2019
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Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.
by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009
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cactus legs

the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.
--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
by shinney October 8, 2009
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Cactupus

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.
Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?
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