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cuntmudgeon

Shutup Tom and stop whining you fuckin cuntmudgeon!
by Puffalicious July 9, 2014
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Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates
Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class
by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
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Cuntmuffinwaffletwat

Kyle: yo what up?
Miranda:fuck you
Kyle:Shut up you cuntmuffinwaffletwat
by Cuntmuffinwaffletwat May 8, 2018
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Cuntmuffin

You fucking cuntmuffin
by D-Monkey May 8, 2018
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Cuntmizlable

A man who is objectively known as a manwhore.
A guy who flirts with multiple women at a time, and who doesn’t know the definition of loyalty or respect.
Definitely a god complex kind of man.
Ex: you know that guy on discord Hᴀᴘᴘʏ#0001 he is extremely cuntmizlable.
by thewordgoddess69 February 11, 2022
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cuntmong

come anywhere near me again cuntmong and i'll seriously kill your face!
by drew December 3, 2003
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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