crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004

Crump

A mixture of emotions of cranky and grumpy.

I had a bad day today and I feel so crumped!

by Leaha & Kristina March 25, 2009

Crump

living family member of someone you admit you murdered.

I sent flowers to the crump on the anniverary of his brother's death.

by Infinite and empty December 17, 2008

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

by Master P July 31, 2003

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008

Crump

The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.

Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.

by Bahaha MT January 28, 2012