crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

Four Way Crimp

The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.

Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo smashed the Flighty Zeus up with their Four Way Crimp!

by megs00 March 26, 2008

crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad March 05, 2005

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 07, 2010

Mothafunk'n crimps

the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the needle in the haystack of all motha fukn words

living dreams, the times are good, great, amazing pretty much crimping (Mothafunk'n crimps)

by Snoop motha fukn dogg March 10, 2009

crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.

My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.

by BeavisBungholio December 05, 2018

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 04, 2005