Crank

(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.

Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank

by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023

Crankely

A word used when someone is upset, rude, quiet, and snappy.

Wow you're being really crankely today

Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid

by annyhasi March 4, 2017

cranking

the process of a person spinning off 90s in fortnite

dude i didnt get a victory royale from that guy who was cranking on me

by Googleplexian April 28, 2021

crank

having a wank whilst crying - emo style.

'He's gone to have a crank'

by a.jones June 11, 2006

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006

crank

An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.

1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home

2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.

3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off

by axer_89 May 29, 2008

crank

To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.

I went home after the club and cranked myself into a coma

by wormstir December 9, 2008