Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019
Get the Cottage cheese in a bagmug. Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Pussy Cottage Cheesemug. by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
Get the Cottage cheesingmug. by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
Get the cottage cheesemug. The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
Get the Cottage cheese blanketmug. When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail
by Motorman20 March 17, 2020
Get the California Cottage Cheesemug.