2 definitions by youkoo96

cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.

"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020