tarni cornish

A very strong inteligent women who struggles with her own thoughts. She makes herself feel and look as if she isn't perfect (Which is a delusion). She has the most beautiful eyes and heart stopping smile that goes with a sexy super model body. When she likes you, you will need an army to keep her a way from you. Shell be the best thing thatll ever happen to you. She make sure you are fed, caught up on sleep and felt loved. Tarni Cornish is PERFECT.

Love you ... J

Wish my girlfriend was Tarni Cornish.

by Mcery October 30, 2019

cornish fuckbots

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person

I got a cornish blowjob last night mate

by Zork kork March 11, 2024

Cornish Will

An illiterate fucktard

A cornish will is an illiterate fucktard

by Tinapshurman March 28, 2020