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Cookie Monster 

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

Cookie Monster 

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

Cookie Monster 

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
Cookie Monster by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021

cookie monster 

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
cookie monster by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

Cookie Monster 

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him
Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

Cookie monster 

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies