conlapper

Someone who cheats in a bet to win something.

That conlapper He broke a rule and expects me to pay him

by dkennsd May 14, 2015

Conlard

A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women

Conlard is so strong

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

conlard

A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women

Conlard is the best at one on ones

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

Conlan’d

When you have gotten Conlan’d you have became the victim of an ultimate blunder, whether you did it to yourself or it has been done to you by a separate party.

Sammy: I tried asking her out, but she didn’t hear me and left
Me: you just got Conlan’d

by Dank Daddy McNasty Pants May 22, 2019

conlaed

its a super cool and funny dude

have you seen conlaed recently

by yesnahyea October 18, 2020

Conley ingus

Wordplay on the word cunnilingus
Before cellphones were so ubiquitous.it was fun to go to the airport and have this "person"paged
…

Airport paging system announcement: conley ingus. Please meet your party at the entrance to the eat-a-thon lounge

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Conliquidated

What happens to a trader when they long the breakout of an overbought cryptocurrency that has spent a few days consolidating, while leveraging themselves to the tits. The coin immediately ruggs back into the consolidation pattern, causing their account and house to get liquidated.

Harvey: market's dropping like a sack of willies, you ok?
Alfonso: my 100x ETH long just got fumking conliquidated

Harvey: dempresssion

by sackofwillies January 19, 2021