Conk

A word commonly used by beginner skateboarders as a short slang for concrete. If a skater is trying something new and scary on the concrete. It can also be used to describe scary and daunting experiences.

I think I got my kick flip down, time to hit the conk.

Man asking they girl out was hella scary, that shit was the conk

Conk by StartSayingConkNormaly May 18, 2026

conk bat 

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

conk bat by catboygogy69 November 1, 2020

conk out 

when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.

turn the lift off im gonna conk out

conk out by devine August 19, 2003

Conk Out 

British slang. Meaning

1)To suddenly stop working.

2)To suddenly lose consciousness/fall asleep

My SatNav just conked out!
Don't let her mix weed and booze or she'll throw up then conk out in the middle of the lounge
I was halfway through my twelfth Jaeger Bomb when I conked out

Conk Out by GManIOM February 12, 2018

Conk Creet 

A word to express joy and appreciation of a thing or action
Also, to be Conk Creet is to be solid or fully defined.

*person finishes his new shed*
person2 dam that is Conk Creet Baybee
person1 slaps knee

Conk Creet by yank0h May 2, 2021

conk blindness 

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

conk blindness by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk blindness 

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

Conk blindness by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019