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Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.
I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.
by Van who owns a van. August 27, 2021
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Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
by Mischu22 August 14, 2010
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Lucky Boys Confusion

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.
LBC> You.
by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004
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Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.
Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011
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Positive Confusion

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
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concision

1) Concise in quality
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words

Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart
Office Worker 1:I do Concision of documents here.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.
by Infamous Lunchbox April 5, 2008
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