by mulselover July 18, 2022
a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)
- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
by karbyn June 25, 2010
by 420RonPaul420 April 07, 2008
Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."
Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
by dat.boi.k February 18, 2018
n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 06, 2009
A good-looking medical term. Which means being drunk as shit and passing out. Popularized by the game Detroit: Become Human.
by Gotta Go June 15, 2018
Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
by Stu Mueller December 02, 2009