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Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet
Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!
by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010
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the clog cult

the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
mugGet the the clog cultmug.

poopin' on the clog

Poopin' on the clog is a phrase used meaning to make things worse. Similar to 'fueling the fire.' Poopin' on the clog is when someone exacerbates a problem.
In the context of someone making a situation worse, you might say, "You're just poopin' on the clog, now. "
by TheGrower September 16, 2018
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Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!
by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016
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Japanese Clog

1. Item of footwear
2. Huge turd which may be caused by eating too much oriental food. Said turd will clog up the toilet.
"Man, I just to Wagamama's a totally pigged out. I had to go to the toilet immediately but left a Japanese Clog in there. The pan totally overflowed."
by nathdogg April 5, 2004
mugGet the Japanese Clogmug.

Clog the toilet

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu
by dumb waves May 22, 2019
mugGet the Clog the toiletmug.

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